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We are a mixed team of both Korean and International professionals, from every part of our society. While we know Korea, and by Korea, we mean the best one, and you all know which one that is. So… Korea is best, but for every 3 foreigners, we need 1 Korean to manage the whole operations. But we don’t want to use our own resources only, so, besides the mysterious PLEASURE SQUAD, here are the rest of the boys and girls working here:
Michael Owen - fap meister What else is there to be said about Michael that the fact that he likes to look at you when you eat cabbage? Yeah, he’s… He is a special guy. Once got so mad over his small cock that he ordered the cocks of every person in his city with a cock longer than his to have it chopped off. Practically, he wanted to instate communism but for dicks.
Ayleenah von Geezwallower - matriach Ayleenah used to live off crack in the Siberian tundra during the early 90’s, surviving only on her endless reserves of bitterness and the high from the devil’s powder. She desires to establish the best Korean live cam empire in the world. In the past years, she has crawled the ladder of power in the best Korea. So now, she’s an integral part of our business and one of the main pillars of this camp, thanks to her connection.
Frank - person We are not so sure right now who he is and what he does, but we assume someone must know him. Why else be around the camp? Anyway, we don’t have the time to wait, so here he is, on this list. Doing nothing, having nothing to say. He did see us talk about making the team page and how we’d also include him. Oh, wow, he’s right behind me. With a gun, wow. He’s not pointing it at me, hey! AH, sweeee…ihgbe,t..REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cawk O’Bundle - chief writer Lover of British stuff, thus a cunt. There isn’t much to say about Cawk. He likes to talk about his home pussy, how he strokes her fur, how she crawls under his blanket at night, or how whenever he goes down the countryside, his pussy is madly running around the yard after big black cocks twice her size. We are not sure it’s his cat or girlfriend that he’s describing. We don’t care about him.
George Tyson - creative director Responsible for the New Business division of our project. He is a good spotter for fresh candidates to be introduced into the cadet training center, where our girls learn the value of being great cum lovers. Did we say cum? Hmm, yes we did say cum. They love cum. They want to have fun with you. Ok, ok, so George is a little hot on his heels right now, calm down buddy!
Well, here it is!
No matter how hard you will try, you won’t find a team stronger and more experienced in this business. It is a rough business that not everyone can handle. You have to be ready to sacrifice everything in order to satisfy even the toughest members. Because with such great power, comes great responsibility. We have to make sure that our legacy is strong and that with our combined minds at our disposal, we can further advance our species! And thus, make you happy!